Octo-Fied (poem)

Plot
Fiona and Teeny are convinced that all of their friends are werewolves. It is spoken in rhyme.

Transcript

 * The night is getting darker.
 * And the full moon is in the sky.
 * In the distance you hear a howl.
 * And a blood-curdling cry.
 * You think it's probably just the wind,
 * But then something else happens,
 * Something that makes you think again.


 * [Fiona]
 * There's something moving,
 * Out through the night,
 * They got that sickly sinking feeling,
 * That something isn't right.


 * [Teeny]
 * You run to find a shelter (NOPE)
 * Locking the door (NO WAY)
 * But behind you there's a shadow (WHY)
 * Crawling 'cross the floor (OK)


 * [Fiona]
 * You turn to scream (Teeny: Hey there, bro!)
 * It seems a little mean,
 * You're shaking, cold sweat,
 * And your heart's a-racing (no it's not).


 * [Teeny]
 * Those claws, those teeth,
 * Who's that underneath?
 * Is that Fred?
 * Your eyes can't believe


 * [Fiona and Teeny]
 * He's been Octo-fied!
 * Wait, what?


 * He's been Octo-fied!
 * I don't get it.


 * [Fiona]
 * You think you made it,
 * Running out the back,
 * But you better think again,
 * Because something's on your track.


 * [Teeny]
 * You run into a corner,
 * Turn to see who's there,
 * Now there's so many of them
 * Are they throwing a surprise party? Yes.


 * [Fiona]
 * You turn to-STOP!


 * [Teeny]
 * He's here?


 * [Fred]
 * I've attempted to turn myself into an octopus human hybrid!


 * *silence*


 * [All]


 * What the-


 * Fred: Oh, I don't feel so good about this!


 * [All]


 * Ok?


 * Teeny: Hey, they're pretty good dancers!


 * [All]


 * Thanks?


 * Fiona: I don't care if they're good dancers!


 * [All]


 * *silence*