Homsar (episode)

Not to be confused with Homsar (character).

Homsar is the first episode of The Backyardigans 64. (This show has nothing to do with a Nintendo 64.)

Script
(Recording) Uniqua: Hello, we are going to Free Country, USA.

Later...

(Transport Center)

Austin: Uh, hello, I have in my bag 4 more adults, and 0 kids.

Human: Go on.

(Goes to flying futuristic car)

(Elevator)

Sugar. Oh honey honey. You are my candy girl.

Tyrone: Hey, is that Homsar?

Let’s go to the dressing room.

Later...

Tyrone seen as Homsar and Homsar seen as Tyrone

A long long time later...

Person: Strong Sad, I told you to go away.

Tyrone: I thought this was gonna work out.

At Backyardiland...

(Playing Nintendo 64)

Pablo: Wow, you are a noob at this game.

Homsar: WAAAAAAAH, ITS HOW I WORK

Pablo: WOW, your speech is terrible.

(Homsar falls on the floor)

Homsar: WAAAAAH, THINK I WON THE POWERBALL

Tasha: You never even signed up for the “POWERBALL”. You’re just 13.

Strong Bad: What is 4 + 1?

Homestar: Well the—

Tyrone: Equation is the square root of 4 and eats the food of that then makes it 10 and then you draw a pie and delete 5 so that makes 5.

Strong Bad: Wow, Homsar. I never knew that you knew that I knew that you knew you were smart.

Tyrone: My name is NOT Homsar. It is Tyrone.

(Tyrone rushes to Backyardiland and takes Homsar to Free Country then rushes to Backyardiland)

Tyrone: Well I was Homsar…

Uniqua: From now on I’m gonna call you a—

(Nobody knows any existence of the Uniqua species)

Austin: Big Mac?

Uniqua: No. A little toenail.

(End)